Showing posts with label elton-gate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elton-gate. Show all posts


Seems the Island People (no, not those) still got their Superman drawers in a bunch. One of the unfortunate things about living on an island in the third world is that everyone around you thinks that it is the center of the universe. And part of that involves ruthlessly ridiculing others, without taking the time to laugh at themselves. In the midst of the kidnapping/ Chief Justice/ Opposition Leader hype, Trinidadibogians are more concerned about the fact that the whole world is having a few jokes over this Elton John thing, and how they are being portrayed in the media.

I'd like to suggest that maybe next time Tobagodadians, you might want to think about just not giving so much airtime to homophobia and mindless religious banter in the first place. Either that, or stop putting your newspaper articles up on the webbernets - that way the Big Bad International Media can't get a hold of your silly stories in the first place.

I'd like to repeat my call for a cull on Church Leaders. While Ann Coulter is still facing global criticism over her recent comments, the Tobago Chapter of Religious Fanatics International is turning out some great gems.

Phillip Isaac, Archdeacon of Trinidad and Tobago, said: 'His visit to the island can open the country to be tempted towards pursuing his lifestyle.'
I'd trade an island full of bishops for a throbbing mob of Taiwanese photographers any day.


So much for hoping the british press never found out about 'Elton-gate'. But if Popbitch have got hold of the story, that means it's gonna be everywhere:

Queer nation - Tobago music fans warn Elton


Next month's Plymouth Jazz Festival in Tobago features a headline appearance by Elton John. Not all islanders approve. Breakfast TV show Rise & Shine this week had a phone-in about Elton. Presenters refused to condemn a caller who thought Elton should be subjected to earthly hellfire for his "poisonous" lifestyle, while another asked, "Is it your understanding that he is planning a hideous nude gay orgy on stage or in private during his visit?". Callers complaining about the homophobia were told on air, "Opinions are like noses, everyone has one".

Now a Tobago lawyer has unearthed a section of the Trinidad and Tobago immigration code which bans self-professed homosexuals from entering the country, and a Church crusade is underway to try and make the government enforce it. Music fans on the island are hoping Elton manages to get through this gauntlet of hate...they say they'd rather LL Cool J was banned from the jazz festival instead.


You'd think a country with one of the highest murder rates per capita would have more on the agenda than discussing the colour of Elton John's panties. Aren't they afraid that the other artistes billed to perform might get wind of this nonsense and refuse to particpate in protest?

Or maybe he could just do a track with Sizzla.


 

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